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MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

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hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - f***ed-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


RAN INTO MY EX - Then I put it in reverse and did it again


TAGS: ran into ex reverse again
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 9:37 pm
I've never hidden my dislike of the "jokefake" genre....but, To each their own.
rerun - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm

I have made many jokefakes here. Far as I am concerned all is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 4:57 pm
Oh, we're still making jokefakes?.....yay (sarcasm)
sidestep22 - January 17, 2012, 3:23 pm
Budog: that may be another version of the joke. I a**umed car version based on the picture.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:42 am
I thought that had to do with guns sidestep22. I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
sidestep22 - January 13, 2012, 1:34 pm
Good, but the joke has more one line "I miss him/her sometimes."
holymoly - January 13, 2012, 10:30 am
love it... although Im more likely to be under the car than behind the wheel


3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.




BILL CLINTON - Pimpin' since 1993.


TAGS: bill clinton
Rating: 2.78/5
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:18 am
Bill Clinton. Badass Pimp indeed.
jimbo - August 20, 2008, 1:58 am
Sup b****?


REGRETS -


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my d*** anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen!


TAGS: hillary clinton obama election president
Rating: 2.59/5

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LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
Oh hey also give the Heavy a sandvich
Dude - July 18, 2008, 12:45 am
And make me a sammich!


DUDE, YOU WERE SO DRUNK - you pissed in the feed bucket kicked it over the hedge and challenged the mules to do better


TAGS: intoxication
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 30, 2009, 11:22 pm
LOL!


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.


MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




ONWARD! -


TAGS: sally forth tally ho and all that rot charge boldly into adversity
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bolverk633 - October 4, 2014, 9:39 am
Evolution!! – Back to the water!!


MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB -


TAGS: it bumped into a pylon pzy
Rating: 4.58/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:25 pm
nice rhyme
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 1:51 pm
the new 'mother goose' I presume 5 volts that will turn your toupay into nylon lol
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
Thigh-highs, I hope.


HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.


TAGS: hypnosis look into her eyes juggs asian asian girl
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be d***ed... he's got a point.


ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your ***uality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


NEGATIVE KARMA - A couple of 12 year olds will be introducing it in about 30 seconds


TAGS: plowed into the wall
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
LOL! 5 Lamas


BEER GOGGLES - When you took her back to your place you were thinking "You're the MAN!"...too bad you woke up to "You're a MAN!?"


TAGS: making a 2 at 10 into a 10 at 2 every time
Rating: 3.28/5

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GaryO - September 5, 2015, 5:25 am
well now, looks like somebody cooked up a potent batch....
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 1:15 am
There actually was an experiment on mythbusters where they had some of the team judge people in attractiveness at different levels of drunk and the results were inconclusive, some people thought the samples got SLIGHTLY better and some worse.
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:42 pm

I actually have beer goggles (they do exist), they never make a 1 look like a 10.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:23 pm
And an 12 on weekends!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
And no...this is in NO way meant to be our Greybeard Bunny! I'm sure we'll all agree that she's a 10 24/7!


THE DUKE -




REGRETS - -- "That's the last time I go out for drinks with your husband." -- "Welcome to my world."


TAGS: obama clinton funny
Rating: 3.56/5

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Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:42 am
Nice.
WTFO - August 7, 2009, 12:48 am
Now I feel better. Thanks for keeping me in my place.
Sean - August 7, 2009, 12:18 am
Ok, you obviously fell a**-backwards into greatness, now turn the hell around and make it look like you meant it. (feel better? psssst: cool poster)
WTFO - August 7, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm starting to blush over here. I'm used to my posters drawing mostly daggers and some good debate. I'm not sure I know how to act.
Sean - August 7, 2009, 12:09 am
I keep my eyes open for new stuff, stylisitcally speaking. RON did alot of neat first-time things. I also claim to a number myself. And I think this is the first example of good ol' "give and take" dialogue as text. And it is well done, too. Casual.
WTFO - August 7, 2009, 12:02 am
I didn't think about that, Sean. Thanks for the kudos.
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:48 pm
Lighten up aggy ... always so serious. Truly funny. And kind of unique: dialogue as text. I think that's a first. Cool.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
It's what came to mind when I found this pic. Sorry if you feel guilty about laughing, aggy.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:21 pm
Dammit... I laughed at this one.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

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pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


DOOR MAT - A woman who stays with her husband after he has sex with a young intern


TAGS: politics hillary clinton
Rating: 2.32/5
F - April 26, 2008, 7:45 am
Who cares?


CHARLES DARWIN -


TAGS: ditto transforms into anything theone
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
Very nice, and ... 'What Rick Said'
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ditto...


IVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK -


TAGS: intoxication just one more
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:21 pm
Heheh - basket case


COLORED CHICKS - I'm into them, variety is the what makes life interesting ...




INTONATION - You DO realize that one of you will have to die?!?


TAGS: flute intonation
Rating: 2.96/5

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JingleWolf - June 15, 2010, 1:06 am
That is only with piccalo players. Flutes play too quiet to notice.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:40 pm
Is one of them not intonation? Is this another politifake?
haha - July 14, 2009, 8:46 am
Band geeks unite ! =D
not really - January 19, 2009, 12:20 pm
because i was and still don't get it
McDuff - January 11, 2009, 7:31 pm
lol, only band geeks get this


ACHIEVEMENT - It's all downhill from here.


TAGS: achievement mountaintop mountain goal downhill
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:04 pm
Personally, that's why I've always felt that after the president finishes his two terms, instead of continuously being protected, leave he and his family into the general populace. You've made it to the top... now where? Bwahahaha!
Derek - February 26, 2011, 3:03 am
A classic if ever there was one.


PORCELINA - For some reason she missed out on the lead role for Alice In Wonderland.




KERMIT R.I.P. -




DAD, WHAT'S GAY? -




BREAK INTO MY HOME -


TAGS: break into home guns baby
Rating: 3.71/5

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LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 5:13 pm
Then the other kids will learn to not sneak out. Ever.
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
A great idea... until your teenager makes a noise coming home late one night.
Derek's a retard - November 2, 2009, 1:01 am
Derek, you're a f***ing moron, nuff said.
Derek - August 4, 2009, 2:54 am
An excellent way for you to make your mistakes permanent.


BOB THE BUILDER - He can't fix this one.




KISSING - "The customer is always right" they said... how am I going to explain this to the Unemployment Office?




YOU'RE THE MILKMAN -


TAGS: now if we could just get you into this straight i mean fire jacket
Rating: 3.2/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:46 am
Looks like Steve Martin from "The Jerk"!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 8:41 am
MP Canada
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:11 am
first lol of the day.thanks Bone!


HILLBILLY -


TAGS: clintons
Rating: 2.93/5

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BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will.




MOTI-LEGENDS -


TAGS: airman daily assignment guy walks into a bar with your mom
Rating: 4.55/5

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5150monkeylove - January 29, 2011, 9:59 pm
I am sure with your wealth of poster making experience he will take it to heart
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:39 pm
Epic build up. Failed ending. [sighs]
Airman - October 6, 2010, 11:56 am
LOL
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:54 am
LOL!


Funkocracy -




PARTY ON! -


TAGS: hilary clinton party
Rating: 3/5

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corneredbadger - May 12, 2011, 11:32 pm
except thats ASL for I love you. so your poster kinda fails


Survival Training -


TAGS: military politics clinton
Rating: 2.2/5
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:40 pm
This is so awesome! I love it!
vet - September 16, 2008, 4:55 pm
that is a smart young man. he knows you can't trust that crazy old bat!
Iraq Sucks! - July 18, 2008, 4:56 pm
Um....I'm guessing that whoever made this is military, and maybe you have in fact been through SV-80 or some kind of equivalent training. If so, re-think what you typed, and then remember what you were told not to do with that training. Just a thought a
Ernie - July 10, 2008, 10:00 pm
I love it! This is beautiful!
Cliff O'Mally - April 10, 2008, 4:29 am
NICE! u=win dood


brutality -




CHOOSE YOUR POISON -




SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


LOVE IS LIKE A WELL - A good thing to drink out of, but a bad thing to fall into.




FINALLY - The Clinton Monument is finally finished! (Yeah, I know, it's NYC, not WA DC, but LOOK AT IT!! IT'S FUNNY!)


TAGS: clinton monument
Rating: 2.92/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 7:42 pm
I concur
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:38 pm
It'd've been funnier if you'd not said so


DEMOCRAT VAMPIRES - Sucking tax payers dry since 1792


TAGS: clinton
Rating: 2.05/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:30 pm
I agree Sean. Forthed!
Sean - August 24, 2009, 1:02 am
Thanks, Hazc. Some comments are so "out there" that you just gotta read the whole thread. And remember the movie "Heathers"? Winona Ryder's character wore a monacle -- when she was writing in her diary. Yer welcome.
Hazc - August 24, 2009, 12:51 am
I dunno about you, but I wear my monocle everywhere and I don't make $50.
Toussaint - March 3, 2009, 7:24 pm
As much as I don't root for Hilary, she gets a pass right now. But you know she has to be plotting for round two against the Omniscient One.
Katrina - March 3, 2009, 5:29 pm
I want a monocle, but I guess they don't give those out til you break into the 5 figure income... the waiting continues...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 1, 2008, 4:06 pm
Are you sure you aren't Mr. Peanut?
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 2:15 pm
I make over 30K a year, but I realized I wasn't helping things by wearing my top hat and monacle around town...
dave - March 23, 2008, 2:41 am
1792 - the birth year of the democratic party, nice work
Anonymous - March 22, 2008, 11:26 pm
Thirded!
Docp - February 5, 2008, 4:53 pm
seconded
fil - January 31, 2008, 4:44 pm
You are an idiot, Dave
dave - December 17, 2007, 1:19 am
I make 56K a year. Democrats consider me filthy rich and want to tax the **** out of me. You people do realize they define the rich as anyone who makes over 30K a year right?


YOUTHFUL BEAUTY - Nope, dog ugly then too


TAGS: hillary clinton politics
Rating: 2/5


Honkers -


TAGS: lead us not into temptation
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 29, 2014, 1:56 pm
5L spewage of the morning tea laugh to you Mr. Greeny!
Greybeard - September 29, 2014, 3:33 am
Hahaha. 5LMAO :)


Arts & Crafts -




royalty -


TAGS: some are born into it
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2013, 10:02 am
‘Mere’ clown??!! Don’t tell that to sickartist (thank YOU, Missy)
MissPriss - August 21, 2013, 1:15 am
And isn't it a shame that his only son Ronald is nothing more than a mere clown...5L with a big thanks for the late night giggle.


OLD AGE -


TAGS: lean into it
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - January 26, 2013, 11:55 am
Yes, solace. syn; single malt
Greeny - January 26, 2013, 10:42 am
I find solace in the wisdom attained - 5


Different -


TAGS: blend into crowd disappear
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 1:50 am
I like that word: coprolite. I'm always on the lookout for word I'm unfamiliar with. Another to add to my repertoire. :-D
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2014, 5:48 pm
Intentionally did that for decades. I'm old enough now not to give a coprolite.


CUBBY'S WORLD -




SANDY - This was how bad she was. She gave us Sharks.


TAGS: sharks flooding into east coast
Rating: 4.3/5

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falloutghoul - November 1, 2012, 8:15 am
I know it is. I just wanted to make this poster when I saw it. :-p
MPsniper - November 1, 2012, 4:36 am
funny poster..... fake ph**o


Choreography -


TAGS: and we buy into it
Rating: 4.25/5

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DESTINATION MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: with his club poised ever so ready upon his shoulder agdaniele knew that his world held more for him all that was required was he step into the new world moderator
Rating: 4.21/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2012, 1:17 pm
Aggy left the site over a year ago. So you're accomplishing nothing......except getting yourself banned when the mods come around
assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding v*****, and I hope she is dead!
Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:26 pm
The Boar tusk adds to the manliness 5/5


DUBAI TOWER CONSTRUCTION - With millions of barrels of oil pouring into the Gulf of Mexico they can afford even wigglier buildings


TAGS: with millions of barrels of oil pouring into the gulf of mexico
Rating: 4.21/5

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Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 8:53 pm
This looks more like a hidden temple to Cthulhu


having it all -


TAGS: into the wild chris mccandless
Rating: 4.14/5

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chickenlittle - August 31, 2013, 10:41 pm
I guess it's a mystery to me too. Small cottage on a tropical beach, running water, electricity, warm ocean, hammock under a tree, good friends, family, fresh food, some financial security... to me that's having it all. Maybe I'm setting the bar too low..


CAREFUL BART - Do you know where that USB port has been?




REMEMBERING - When Brit was a hot high schooler and not a head shaving mother of 2.


TAGS: hit me baby one more time i am into that
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm
I remember when Brit was a lesbian.


LE3T P4RK -


TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


SIR! SIR! -


TAGS: elves assignment or santa claus assignment or suicide assignment or reindeer assignment or intoxication assignment whatever
Rating: 3.56/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
*spoiler alert* 5Ls.


REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: remember when french arm pits bill clinton thanks mr ftachaser357
Rating: 3.19/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 12:29 am
I love it!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
NENA! 99 LUFTBALLOONS! Original video. I was never the same again. Thank God.


HILLARY LICKED - Well Now, I Guess We Have Both licked Hillary


TAGS: obama clinton adult humour
Rating: 2.57/5

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Scorpio7 - February 5, 2009, 8:58 am
Anyone licking Hillary probably wouldn't "inhale."
Mark - January 27, 2009, 6:22 pm
I don't think Bill would ever admit to that.


NEW THIS SEASON - Bathrooms by R. Kelly




LOGIC - It's important for all the voters to be heard so that none of their votes will count.


TAGS: clinton
Rating: 2.4/5

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RnR - July 3, 2008, 11:40 am
live long and prosper
Deathstyxx! - May 21, 2008, 9:54 am
FAIL!!!!


AND THE RAIN - comes from up there...


TAGS: bill clinton finger
Rating: 2.35/5

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Swampfox - September 24, 2009, 2:26 pm
It is a take on an old 7-Up commerdial.
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 12:12 pm
My question was more like, "are all droplets of water that fall from up there rain?"
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 11:49 am
Ya but, where up there?


BAGHDAD HILLARY - Time to throw in the towel




SESAME STREET - There for you when your career fails




Truth -




HILLARY UNPLUGGED - You Can Achieve More With a Shriek and FBI Files than Just a Shriek!


TAGS: hillary clinton hillary uncensored bill clinton
Rating: 1.5/5

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f - April 19, 2008, 8:27 am
Hillary bores me. So does Obama.


MAROON & BLACK - These colors don't run.


TAGS: redskins clinton portis
Rating: 1.29/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 1, 2009, 11:07 am
you had enuf room to say. these colors don't run, or pass.... or tackle but they sure fumble alot.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:08 pm
They DO run... you have to when you're 11th in passing.


no refunds -




BEHIND THE MASK -


TAGS: so deconstruct me into pieces ill let you
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 5, 2016, 5:11 pm
Well said, UP yours


You've Got Mail -


TAGS: clinton fairness email internet humor
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 13, 2015, 12:40 pm
Couldn't resist when I saw the ph**o. :)
GaryO - March 13, 2015, 10:16 am
OOOOOOHOOOO. Yeah.


A storm is coming -


TAGS: me***hor rain do not read into everything
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:02 pm
Yeppers. Especially in the early days of the 'storm' season. Media aggrandizement is a travesty. 5'd.


DICTIONARY OF ILLUSTRATED IDIOMS -


TAGS: beating beading around bush clinton
Rating: 4.55/5

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concern3 - September 15, 2015, 4:21 pm
you are a sick man a 5er


Hanging around -


TAGS: kinda painted himself into a corner didnt he
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:57 pm
LOL! Hope its a warm dry day! Guess he's gonna find out what its like to sit around watching paint dry! 5L


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